Monday, March 30, 2009

A Tornado Blew Them Away? UGH!


My fifth and youngest son, Caleb (age 7), came to me with a very concerned expression on his face, and I knew exactly what he was going to say. He had been upstairs watching some old videos with his brothers. My third son, Joel (age 12), was doing a science project on the Plainfield, IL tornado that hit in the summer of 1990. I told him that I had actual footage of the destruction because a very good friend of mine lost her house in that storm. He wanted to see it.

Joel got out an old box of video tapes, and before I knew it, my entire family was sitting around a 12" TV screen (it was the only one in the house with a working VCR). They watched the tornado, Nate (my firstborn and now 18-years-old) learning to walk, Joel and Adam (my fourth son, now age 10) when they were still in diapers. For some reason, there were no tapes of Luke (our second son who is now 17), but I think there are tapes of him somewhere, they just weren't in that box for some reason.

Caleb is another story. I regret to say, I do not have any videos of Caleb. I barely have any pictures of the poor boy. When he was born, I had four active boys to care for and they were ages 11, 10, 4, and 2. My husband Ron and I had just started to build a new house out in the country that we were doing a lot of the work on ourselves, and we had sold the home we lived in and were temporarily living with family. The boys and I had moved a hundred miles away to stay with my dad for the summer. Ron moved in with his dad and step-mom because they lived close to his work.

I barely had the resources to maintain my sanity let alone worry about video taping any portion of my life at that time. We are all blessed to have survived. My dad had a tiny house (under a thousand square feet) and he had been a widower at that time for nearly a decade. He certainly wasn't accustomed to five boys circling an endless trail of Matchbox cars around his feet.

I remember once when I had taken the boys to the grocery store while staying with my dad, and my son Joel (four-years-old at the time) was struggling to bring in a gallon of milk. It looked nearly as big as he was, and I could see that he was about to lose it. Too late. I was holding Caleb who was a newborn, and I had three or four plastic grocery bags around my wrist cutting off the blood supply to the fingers. Thump, gush, and glug, glug, glug, every ounce of milk came crashing to the floor and was immediately absorbed in the dining room rug. UGH!

My dad slept in the garage that night.
Thankfully, his dining room had wood floors and we were able to quickly get the area rug out of the house and sop up the milk before it damaged the floors. The rug was thoroughly rinsed and left outside on the deck to dry.

Fast-forward seven years to 2009 and little Caleb with his question about where the video tapes are of him. Well, I was VERY tempted to tell him that we had lots and lots of tapes of him, but a big bad tornado came and swept them all away. But, instead, I told him that we will make some new tapes of him now that we can look back on sometime down the road. I better stick to my promise and dust off our video camera!!

Caleb didn't look very satisfied with my answer, but all I can do is trust that he will understand someday when he becomes a parent. I was the baby in my family too and there weren't many pictures of me. I get it now!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Mother Guilt


I recently suffered a huge case of "MOTHER GUILT". My husband Ron and I decided to take our two oldest sons (Nate and Luke ages 18 and 17) on a long weekend trip to Florida to visit Grandma and Grandpa (who decided that they had had enough of the Chicago winters, so they up and moved about an hour north of Orlando).

Well, we got a great deal on flights and we had free points for a hotel near Disney, so we booked it. We decided to leave our three youngest sons (Joel, Adam, and Caleb ages 12, soon-to-be 10 and 7) at home so that we could have one last time together with the older boys before they are off to college and work and the real world.

We were sort of pigeon-holed into booking our trip over Martin Luther King weekend so that Luke wouldn't miss too much school. But, that meant that we would be leaving on our son Adam's 10Th birthday.

The "MOTHER GUILT" set in right away. As soon as my husband finalized the itinerary and clicked SEND, I started to feel guilty! I promised Adam we would make up for it. The week before Adam's birthday, I took him and our seven-year-old son, Caleb, to Chuck E. Cheese's on a Saturday night, and it was a packed house. But, I promised! Two hours and about 200 tokens later, I left Chuck's with two very sweaty boys with plastic spider rings and a foam airplane (that broke in the car - UGH!)

The day before our trip, Caleb came down with a terrible fever and flu (come to think of it, I wouldn't be surprised if he picked up some sort of germ at Chuck E's). I took him to the doctor because Luke had had Strep throat the previous week and I thought Caleb might have gotten Strep too. Our doctor said it wasn't Strep, but rather the flu, and he prescribed medicine and lots of fluids and rest.

We left his office and stopped at Osco Pharmacy on the way home. I gave the pharmacy the prescription and proceeded to fill my cart with Popsicles, ice cream, Gatorade and water. I wanted to make sure that Caleb had everything he needed while we were gone. (OMGosh, THE MOTHER GUILT IS GETTING WORSE!)

I didn't have any time to buy Adam a birthday present because I was so busy getting ready for the trip and taking care of Caleb. (More MOTHER GUILT SETTING IN!) I quickly browsed the "toy" aisle in the pharmacy to see if they had anything decent. Was I kidding myself? A CHECKERS game? A lame action figure? A deck of cards?

I ended up buying Adam a box of Fruity Pebbles for his birthday. He loves Fruity Pebbles and I never buy sugar cereal for the boys. I used to, but then Caleb started bouncing off of walls and sugar had to be banned. So, it was a forced decision and not an easy one, but my MOTHER GUILT had the better of me and I bought the Fruity Pebbles.

Caleb was miserable! He could barely open his eyes and he was terribly weak.

My brother-in-law was supposed to come to our house to babysit while we were in Florida, but when we called him, he was in Wisconsin (nine hour drive from us) and he FORGOT about agreeing to babysit. And, on top of that, HE was sick.

I had to find a sub and quick. I called my next door neighbor. Cathrine and I are close friends, and I had recently watched her little girl who had the stomach flu, and it didn't bother me a bit, so I figured I could at least ask. She agreed to watch the boys.

Poor Caleb couldn't even walk down the stairs to go next door. He hadn't had a bath in two days and he was in the same PJ's too.

So there we were, leaving for Disney World on Adam's birthday with Caleb clinging to life with a fever of 105 degrees and dropping them off at the neighbor's house. Thank goodness, Joel didn't seem phased by the whole thing.

On the way to the airport a rock hit and cracked our windshield. UGH! MORE GUILT!

We got to the airport and checked our bags, went through a very long security line and grabbed some grub before we found a place to plop at our gate. Ron, Nate, Luke and I inhaled some McDonald's and we were ready to go.

It started to rain. It was February 26 in Chicago and the weather had been pretty warm for February. An announcement came over the loud speaker informing us that our aircraft had to make an emergency landing in Indianapolis and we would be delayed.

One hour passed, then two hours, then three. Then I noticed a mom traveling with a young girl who looked like she was about Caleb's age. One of the employees for the airline came over to the mom and told her that the flight was full, and there were not two seats together for them. The employee said he would do what he could, but there was no guarantee that mom and daughter could sit together.

Over my dead body will I let one more mother feel one more ounce of MOTHER GUILT tonight, I thought to myself. I got up and walked over to the mom and introduced myself.

"Hi, I'm Tracy and I overheard your conversation (sorry) and I just want you to know that we will give you two of our seats so that you and your daughter can sit next to each other on the plane. Is that okay?"

The mom was very appreciative and that's all it took to rid my heart of MOTHER GUILT. I knew that Caleb was in the capable hands of my friend and neighbor and I was able to help another mom with her situation and as the world turns, we mom's stick together!!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Pulling Myself Together


I went to JC Penney's the other day looking for a pair of orange shoes, (which I found) and in my usual ADD style, I wandered over to the misses department to see if I could find an orange top. I decided that my winter wardrobe needed an injection of color and orange was it. I circled a half dozen racks, and found a half dozen tops, and headed for the fitting room. I hate mirrors in fitting rooms!


I took off my dull grey jacket with white blouse, and before I slipped on a bright orange cotton sweater, I caught my image in the mirror, and out came an UGH! I dropped the sweater and ran my thumbs under each bra strap and gave about a 4" lift. There! That's much better, I thought. The piped in music in the fitting room was interrupted by a pleasant woman's voice who said, "Ladies, our intimates department is featuring BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF today on all of our bras. Stop by to have one of our Certified Bra Specialists give you a custom fitted look." I said, "Is that YOU God?"


I quickly got dressed and headed right over there.I walked up to the counter where two employees were busy helping other women who were also looking for a way to lift their spirits. One tipped her head up, smiled, and said, "Can I help you?" "I heard the voice of an angel on the innercom say something about bra fittings. Am I in the right place?" I asked."You bet! I'll be right with you," she said as she thanked a customer and handed her a bag.


"Hi Tracy," the woman with the bag said. It was a friend of mine from church. "Lisa! Did you get fitted too?" We chatted for a moment and agreed that women should get bra fittings every six months or so. I made a mental note to remind myself every time I go to the dentist for a cleaning, schedule a bra fitting. Lisa left looking happy with her purchase and I headed to the fitting room with a lovely woman named Deanne who had a seamstresses tape measure draped around her neck.


Deanne asked me to remove my jacket and raise my arms. She took two measurements, one right under my bust line and one smack dab in the middle. Deanne and I were now gal pals. I couldn't believe it when she said my size. It was a full cup and number size larger than I had been wearing for twenty years.


"Are you sure you measured right?" I asked my new BFF? "I'll be right back," she said. Deanne came back with three bras in my new impressive size while I was still trying to wrap my brain around how this happened. I remembered my junior high days of training bras and tube socks rolled in them and wondering if God forgot about me since my older sister seemed to have all the Pamela Anderson genes in the family. I hated being a nearly B.


To my amazement, the new bras actually fit. I think it had something to do with the expansion program that my hips and thighs have been on for the past fifteen years. The 'movement' had an effect on my upper half too. It reminded me of a tube of toothpaste that has been squeezed from all different directions. When you start at the bottom of the tube and push all that misplaced paste toward the top, "Shazam! You have about a month's worth of tooth brushing left in there!"


I wasn't sure if I should feel good or not about my new shapely shape. I quickly told my "43-year-old-AND-five-baby-birthing-machine-self" to rejoice in a new day, and thank God for the many mercies He offers. I took four bras up to the cash register and thought about asking Deanne if she could recommend a comfortable girdle, but decided to go with the comfort of the all spandex full briefs. Thanks Deanne! You made me feel okay about being over 40 and a little bit fuller than average! And thanks for helping me 'Pull Myself Together!'